A Child's Quote, Age 5

"Mommy, I blended in, so you could not see me on the couch."

A Child's Quote, Age 15

"You know what's fun? After the elevator doors close, say I guess you are all wondering why I have brought you here today."

A Short Story About Driving with a Fifteen Year Old

15 Year Old: Why did you yell at me?

The Mom: Why did you hit the accelerator, while you were looking backwards, turning a corner?