A Child's Quote, Age 15

"My Drivers Ed teacher said it was not okay to drive with your knees."

A Child's Quote, Age 5

"I think I'm going to make a bowl of ice cream for breakfast, OK."

A Short Story About the Workings of Teenage Girls

The Girls: Mom the boys picked out a really long documentary to watch about boats sinking. We've been watching it for over an hour and it has almost two more to go. Can we turn it off and watch Glee?

(Time out for mom to do a quick check of the facts)

The Mom: "The are watching Why Ships Sank. It's 52 minutes long. The have fifteen minutes left. Someone has been busted in an exaggeration.