A Mom Thing
Imagine a world where you are a mom. Its been a long day. It's 10 pm, and you not only go to bed, but fall asleep. Now imagine it's, I don't know, 10:38 pm, you're asleep, in the dark, snoring. All of a sudden you hear "mom, Mom, MOm, MOM!" You jump out of bed and the rest of the story goes "I need printer paper." So now, lets say you find the paper, that was next to the printer, you throw yourself back into bed and by some miracle fall back asleep. Then it's 10:55 pm and you hear "mom, Mom, MOm, MOM!" You jump out of bed to hear "I need a stapler." Now you're feeling a little irritated. You look at the clock, process the family internet is set to go off in five minutes, so instead of going back to bed, you go on facebook, because you know what's coming next... "mom, Mom, MOm, MOM! Can I use your computer?"