Under the Couch

Me: Does anyone know what happened to my immersion blender?
Robert: Yes, it's under the couch.
...and it was!

Naked Butts

You know it's going to be one of those days when the first conversation of the morning starts with "Naked butts and an exposed penis should never be resting on my couch. Go put some underwear or something on."

A Child's Quote, age 17

I'm all cozy & sleeping when at 6:45am...
"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, MOM! I missed the bus. I need a ride to school."

A Story About Growing Up...

Someone is working on his very first fafsa. Someone is getting cranky. Funny thing is... Someone hasn't gotten past creating a user id yet. I feel the next hour is going to be fun. Now someone who has never had a job, EVER is arguing with me about dates and filing taxes.