A Child's Quote, Age 5

"Mommy, I'm telling some truth. I did paint the wall, but I don't know who put the glue on my shirt."

A Child's Quote, Age 4 1/2

"Mommy, you were wrong. I prayed to God and he said I could have ice cream."

Dear Snowplow Drivers, (Part 1)

Thank you for waiting until I finished shoveling the driveway before you plowed me back in with the snow from in front of my neighbors house.

I'm Thirsty

Child: Mom I am thirsty. I need hot cocoa.

Mom: You can have water.

Child: I am not that kind of thirsty.