A Child's Quote, Age 6

"Mommy, do not go into the basement. It's full of trip wires and traps."

A Child's Quote, Age13

"If I want to make iced tea, do I brew the tea in ice, or add the ice after it is done?"

Q&A

Q: Why are there holes in my living room wall?
A: I wanted to see what was underneath the paint.

Q: Why is the hall covered in bathroom tiles?
A: I wanted it to look pretty.

Q: Why is your bedroom dresser upside down?
A: The wasn't me. It just fell.

Q: What happened to the bed?
A: I wanted to see if I could take it apart.