Apparently 1st graders are not all digital yet and still have an underground trading system. The cost for this calendar is only one sheet of Elsa stickers. Someone cried when I took it away. He and I quote "Just wanted to look at the pretty girls".
Someone was hiding eggs and sneaking then into their bedroom. They were caught by William. This leads me to what may be the quote of the year.
William looks at me and with a calm serious face says "It was suspicious because his hands were on his penis."
... We tossed that candy..